'tis the greatest sailor o' all time
'tis the greatest history t' be remembered, o' the year o' 1776
the sailor who goes by the name o' Pirateman traveled t' every country 'n plundered everythin' from every villages, crazy right?
aye 'n he jus' be stealin' all the gold 'n booty literally insane
"Yaaaaarrgghhhh!!!!!"